Jump to content

Joke Thread (20 AUGUST 05)


Dark Helmet
 Share

Recommended Posts

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are lying in bed one night. Sherlock runs off to the kitchen and comes back with a jar of lemon curd. Quickly he turns Dr Watson over onto his knees and starts smearing it around his bum.

"Sherlock,what the hell are you doing?" Dr Watson gasps.

Sherlock smiles and replies.

"It's a lemon entry my dear Watson".

:o:P

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Trust A Friend...

A man leaves home to go fight in the Crusades and decides that his wife should wear a chastity belt in his absence. So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend.

He tells him, "If I'm not back in four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

The husband leaves on horseback and about half an hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend.

"What's wrong?", he asks.

"You gave me the wrong key."

:D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 Share

×
×
  • Create New...