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Morning y'all, clear skies, 41F, and 75% humidity.  Expecting to see another sunny morning, partly to mostly cloudy afternoon and a high of 72F.  Tonight, clearing skies and a low of 43F.

Although the CDC has dropped mask recommendations for the fully vaccinated, the commandant of the People's Communistwealth of Virginia, along with the commandants of New York, New Jersey, and North Carolina, has decided to keep mask requirements in effect.  He said he would consider the CDC's findings and recommendations.  When the CDC recommended vaccinations of adolescents, within an hour of the announcement he recommended Virginia follow that policy, but on restrictions he may keep them in place until June 15.  So, no party for me.

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Bwahahahaha!

Bwaaaaaahahaha!

 

Herr Stainz ist learnink ofv our power.  He zought he vould be goink about vizhout ein mazk but now he knowz zhat ve kontrol hiz ztate.  Zhere vill nicht be ein zelebrazion zo do nicht eben zhink about vrobbink zhe Gvreen Vinyl Zeatink Loundje.  Bezides vou do nicht eben hav petrol fvor tvravelink!   Bwahahahaha!  Ve vin!

 

Heil Emperor!

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Cripes. The New World Oder being heard from this early in the morning. :angry: Idiots. Well it is 54F under partly cloudy skies. Clouds will start building through the day which may lead to an isolated shower in a few locations very late this afternoon. If you happen to get under one, it might be enough to wet the pavement and that would be it. Overnight, a better chance of rain exists, but even that looks very light and scattered at this point. High today of 66F.

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It’s 42°F going up to 72°F with lots of sun and a few clouds. Still not much rain. It spit a bit at us.
 

Gas is now $4.10 a gallon up here (USD) and we even make it ourselves. Thanks Empurreor.
 

(rummaging sounds in the background)

 

(Holding up silver box with ‘the big red button’)

Ok Donnie and Stans, I found the controller. Should I press the button?  The emperor is off the Death Star - should we make him and Dork Helmet homeless? 

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1 hour ago, Fork said:

It’s 42°F going up to 72°F with lots of sun and a few clouds. Still not much rain. It spit a bit at us.
 

Gas is now $4.10 a gallon up here (USD) and we even make it ourselves. Thanks Empurreor.
 

(rummaging sounds in the background)

 

(Holding up silver box with ‘the big red button’)

Ok Donnie and Stans, I found the controller. Should I press the button?  The emperor is off the Death Star - should we make him and Dork Helmet homeless? 

 

ACH!

 

Ich vill advize vou zhat Ich am zertain zhat iffen zhere vas ein deztruktifve defvize on Spazeball Vone Lord Helmet vould hav fvound it und dizarmedt it.  Schould einyzhink happen to our stazion Ich aschure vou zhat vou vill nefver zee vrain again und zhe prize ofv petrol vill be tvripledt!

 

Ich hav inztruketed zhe ZDZ to furzher update zheir mazk vrekommendazions.  Zhey now vrekomendt indifvidual statez und lokalitiez to implement zheir own vrekuirementz fvor kontinuedt vearink ofv mazkz.  Hav gut day und entjoy vearink deiner mazkz!

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The commandant relented and the vaccinated in Virginia can go maskless except on buses, trains, and airplanes.  Screw you Fink and the horse that rode you, same goes for all you NWO goons. 

 

Party is back on, at least someone is excited.

 

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