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In Dickens' era, there was an awful beast under London Bridge over the Thames River which sank boats, ate passengers, and generally wrecked havoc.

Finally a brave group of knights lured it onto the beach and (with dreadful loss of life and limb) slew it.

After the conquest, Sir Newt of Gingrich suggested they grind up the foul beast and use it for food at the orphanage in place of expensive gruel.

Thus Dickens' immortal opening line: "It was the beast of Thames; it was the wurst of Thames."


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In honor of the NFL's season kickoff last night...

Q: Why do the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south

A: Because Minnesota blows and Chicago sucks.

Q:What is the difference between a Bear fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: Why can't a Chicago Bear get into his own driveway?

A: Someone painted an end zone on it.

Q: Why is it a good idea to bring a Bear fan along to a Packers game?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.

GO PACKERS! :thumbsup:

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