Donster Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Couples are getting real smart these days. For the Bridal Registry most have registered at: Shell Mobil BP and Texaco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Helmet Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 In Dickens' era, there was an awful beast under London Bridge over the Thames River which sank boats, ate passengers, and generally wrecked havoc. Finally a brave group of knights lured it onto the beach and (with dreadful loss of life and limb) slew it. After the conquest, Sir Newt of Gingrich suggested they grind up the foul beast and use it for food at the orphanage in place of expensive gruel. Thus Dickens' immortal opening line: "It was the beast of Thames; it was the wurst of Thames." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JClark Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Good God, that's the wurst pun I've heard yet, Helmet! Boats, who can't believe no one beat me to this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted September 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 In honor of the NFL's season kickoff last night... Q: Why do the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south A: Because Minnesota blows and Chicago sucks. Q:What is the difference between a Bear fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Q: Why can't a Chicago Bear get into his own driveway? A: Someone painted an end zone on it. Q: Why is it a good idea to bring a Bear fan along to a Packers game? A: You can park in the handicap zone. GO PACKERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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