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Subject: Casino Chips

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.Since they get chips from so many different

casinos, the churches have devised a method to

collect the offerings. The churches send all their

collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery

for sorting and then the chips are taken to the

casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by a chip monk.

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Subject: Casino Chips

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.Since they get chips from so many different

casinos, the churches have devised a method to

collect the offerings. The churches send all their

collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery

for sorting and then the chips are taken to the

casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by a chip monk.

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I'm sure Dark Helmet will be proud of you Whizzer. :rolleyes:

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