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Joke Thread (16 SEPTEMBER 05)


Donster
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I was at the store the other day when the manager nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office when the shoplifter broke away and tried to run.

After a scuffle, the manager pinned the guy against the wall. He looked up to see a number of surprised customers staring at him.

"It's ok, folks, everything's fine," he reassured them. "This guy just tried going through the express line with more than nine items."

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"Welcome to Las Vegas, Nevada. We'd like to thank you for flying Southwest Airlines, and on behalf of the flight crew we'd also like to extend a very special and very happy 101st Birthday to a gentleman seated near the front of the aircraft." <scattered applause> "So... if you happen to see the Captain on the way out, mind his walker, shake his hand, and wish him well with another 100 years working here at Southwest Airlines."

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Blonde joke...

A blonde is sitting on a train reading the paper, when she comes to a heading that reads 12 BRAZILIAN SOLDIERS KILLED. She shakes her head, closes the paper and says to the stranger next to her...

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HOW MANY IS A BRAZILIAN?

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