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Joke Thread (22 SEPTEMBER 05)


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A young boy goes with his father to a horse auction. The father looks at some horses and runs his hands up and down the legs and over the bodies.

The son asks, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

The son, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

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I was driving to the office one morning, when I got a phone call from my boss.

"You've been promoted" he said, and I was so surprised that I swerved.

A few minutes later, I got another call. "You've been given a raise". I was so excited that I swerved again.

Later I got a third call. "You've been made CEO". And I swerved again and ran into a tree.

As I was waiting there, I saw a policeman. "what happened?" he asked.

"I careered off the road..."

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