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THINGS I LEARNED FROM WATCHING THE NEWS


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· The hurricane only hit the property of black people.

· New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane.

· Mississippi is reported to have had one tree blown down.

· New Orleans has no white people.

· The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.

· When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV.

· The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans. Now the city is welfare, looter an! d gang free…and they are now in your city.

· White folks don't make good news stories.

· Don't give thanks to the thousands who came to help rescue you. Instead, bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.

· Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.

· Ignore warnings to evacuate because the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid.

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