Joke Thread (01 OCTOBER 05)

[Donster]

Ruth rode upon my motor bike

directly in back of me.

I hit a bump at 95

and rode on Ruthlessly.

[Shepherd]

Ruth rode upon my motor bike

directly in back of me.

I hit a bump at 95

and rode on Ruthlessly. 

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kind of lame, but stil funny.

[Dark Helmet]

It was the best piece he had ever written. His masterpiece. The story of a classic chess match told from the point of view of the lest significant piece, the black queen's knight's pawn. So he was devastated to receive the letter of rejection from his publisher. You should have known better. It read, Our firm will never publish pawnography.

[Donster]

Two dogs were walking down the street. One dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back."

He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for a minute, then walks back across the street.

The other dog says, "What was that about?" The dog first dog says, "I was just checking my messages."

[Stans]

Some days it's hard to tell the difference between DH's jokes and Donnie's jokes. This being one of those days.

[Donster]

Some days it's hard to tell the difference between DH's jokes and Donnie's jokes.  This being one of those days.

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Why I oughta...

[Stans]

You probably should, but you have to catch me first!!!!

[Donster]

You probably should, but you have to catch me first!!!!

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Where's me sniper rifle?

[Shepherd]

[Stans]

Stans runs very fast in a zig-zag pattern.

[Donster]

Stans runs very fast in a zig-zag pattern.

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Unless you run marathons (which I doubt) you will eventually get tired.

[Stans]

Unless you run marathons (which I doubt) you will eventually get tired. 

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~pant, pant~ You would be correct, sir. ~wheeeeeeeze, cough~

[Shepherd]

[JClark]

Donny, I see that your schitzophrenia medicine isn't working too good...your personalities are starting to merge

Boats