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Joke Thread (06 OCTOBER 05)


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Subject: Houston Evacuation Plan

City officials just announced the official Houston 2005 Hurricane Evacuation Plan

Hispanics: Use I-10 West to San Antonio.

Cajuns: Use I-10 East to Lafayette.

Rednecks: Use 59 North to east Texas.

Republicans: Fly Continental to Washington D. C.

Longhorns: Use 290 West to Austin.

Democrats: Use 45 South to Galveston.

AGGIES: USE 610 LOOP!!

YOUR COOPERATION IN THIS MATTER IS GREATLY APPRECIATED

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