Donster Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 The father was giving advice to his son just before his marriage. "Son," he said, "in the beginning it will be tri-weekly. After ten years it will be try weekly, and after twenty years it will be try weakly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclone Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Next time i want advice, i know where to look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mane_raptor Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 If well endowed women work at Hooters*, Where do one-legged women work? Give up? IHOP!!!!!!!** (insert loud groan here) ----------------------------------------- *A resturant chain where scantly clad, large breasted women serve over-priced food to oogling men. **Another resturant chain, where the women are more heavily clothed and the food....well don't bother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunny Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Giving Black Brain Bucket a run Dave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mane_raptor Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Giving Black Brain Bucket a run Dave? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Naw...just repeating a bad one I heard last night, in the hopes that it will confuse the heck out of Canuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunny Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 That don't take all that much Mane. You know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mane_raptor Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 That don't take all that much Mane. You know that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yea , but every little bit helps.....besides one day he may want to cross the border...you know of anyway we can work with that?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 How To install a wireless security system: 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used, ugly, work boots. A really big pair. 2. Put the boots outside your front door on top of a copy of "Guns and Ammo" magazine and next to a couple of empty, bent, beer cans. 3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big stainless steel dish. (For enhanced protection, take a hammer and make it look like big teeth have gnawed on the rim.) 4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Mike -- If we're gone when you get here, Bruno and me just went for more ammo and beer-- back in a few minutes. Watch out for my new Pit Bull, he's been acting crazy. If you wait, you better wait in your truck. "Big John" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted December 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 How To install a wireless security system: 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used, ugly, work boots. A really big pair. 2. Put the boots outside your front door on top of a copy of "Guns and Ammo" magazine and next to a couple of empty, bent, beer cans. 3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big stainless steel dish. (For enhanced protection, take a hammer and make it look like big teeth have gnawed on the rim.) 4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Mike -- If we're gone when you get here, Bruno and me just went for more ammo and beer-- back in a few minutes. Watch out for my new Pit Bull, he's been acting crazy. If you wait, you better wait in your truck. "Big John" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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