Itchie Crotchie 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 ITCHIE WANT BABE NOW! BEST TYPE TOO! HAUR YOUL ARRIE ALSS AND POST HEL! QUIRKRY! SHAKE A REG! Link to post Share on other sites
Stans 29 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Here you go Itchie, I got you covered. Link to post Share on other sites
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mane_raptor 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Here you go Itchie, I got you covered. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Stans...How could you??????????????? That's his SISTER!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Stans 29 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Oh, sorry about that. Here's a replacement babe. Link to post Share on other sites
mane_raptor 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 HIS MOTHER??????????????????? That's just too rude, Stans Link to post Share on other sites
Stans 29 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Well, is there anyone (or anything) that isn't related to him, yet would still be appropriate? Link to post Share on other sites
mane_raptor 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Well, is there anyone (or anything) that isn't related to him, yet would still be appropriate? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I would not rule out fauna of any sort............maybe something in the slug family? PS....I wouldn't want to be behind that guy in the airport screening line, the metal detector is goina have a meltdown!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Stans 29 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Allied secret agents did get this photo of Itchie with his last date. Really surprised it wasn't his last date with anything, anyone or anywhere!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Donster 36 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 LMAO! Link to post Share on other sites
mane_raptor 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Link to post Share on other sites
Itchie Crotchie 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Itchie going to loose his sushi! Link to post Share on other sites
Stans 29 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Itchie going to loose his sushi! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm sure that's not all that got squezzed out of you! Link to post Share on other sites
OldWSO 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 You're a mean man, Stans. LUVYA, though. Link to post Share on other sites
462CID 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Itchie going to loose his sushi! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yesterday, I removed from my finger a carbon-fiber splinter that went in, broke under the skin, and did not pierce the other side of my finger. The only clue as to the splinter's location in my flesh was the bulge in my finger (looked like a lump about .25" tall) where the splinter was poking the skin from the inside, *out*. In other words- the entire splinter was buried deep in my flesh, and was not visible I had to personally do some surgery with a scalpel, opening up the finger deep enough to find the splinter and then removing it s-lo-w-l-y with tweezers so it wouldn't break. It was .8729" long ( I measured it)- close to an inch, and about 0.040" wide. I tried to this all while still in shock (pain hurts and stuff) I damn near passed out slicing my finger open to find the splinter, my friend said I was white as (forgive it but here it comes) rice paper. I was cold and clammy, and felt like vomitting but nothing came up I felt EXACTLY the same way while reading this thread. For-real. Some things, Man was not meant to do. These 'women' are examples of what Man was not meant to do. The fish I had yesterday was cooked, but it still feels like it may come back to say 'hi' Link to post Share on other sites
Baltar 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 At least you were able to remove the splinter which I dare say would not be possible to do with this "woman" Link to post Share on other sites
462CID 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 At least you were able to remove the splinter which I dare say would not be possible to do with this "woman" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sure it's possible. What's she "run" the 100 yard dash in? 20, 30 minutes flat? You could run away from her while tying your shoelaces! Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 heh heh heh, once you is under there! Cannot remove this lady! Link to post Share on other sites
Stans 29 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 heh heh heh, once you is under there! Cannot remove this lady! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ha, ha, ha, once you is under there! Cannot remove your splinter! Link to post Share on other sites
462CID 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 I'd gnaw my way out through the mattress and bedframe! if my lungs held out, that is Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 I'd gnaw my way out through the mattress and bedframe! if my lungs held out, that is Instant death for Ronin if this is him situation. This lady easily would crush the helmet Link to post Share on other sites
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