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Joke Thread (01 January) 2006


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Donnie and Stans were in the Combatsim sponsered mental institution. This place had an annual contest picking two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they got them correct, they're deemed cured and free to go.

Donnie was called into the doctor's office first and asked if he understood that he'd be free if he answered the questions correctly. The doctor said, "Donnie, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?"

Donnie said, "I'd be half blind."

"That's correct. What if I poked out both eyes?" "I'd be completely blind." The doctor stood up, shook Donnie's hand, and told him he was free.

On Donnie's way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, Donnie mentioned the exam to Stans. He told him what questions were going to be asked and gave him the answers.

So Stans came in. The doctor went thru the formalities and asked, "What would happen if I cut off one ear?"

Stans, remembering what Donnie had said was the correct answer said, "I'd be half blind."

The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went on. "What if I cut off the other ear?"

"I'd be completely blind," Stans answered.

"Stans, can you explain how you'd be "blind"?"

"My hat would fall down over my eyes."

:D

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