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>THE CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL

>

>A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart

>covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

>Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

>The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart

>forever.

>

>At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

>

>When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of

>my own funeral..... I'm a gynecologist."

>

>That's when the proctologist fainted.

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Alabama Blonde

Two bored Atlantic City casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.

A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrives and bets

twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She says, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm

completely nude." With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls

the dice and yells, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals,

"I WON, WON!" She hugs each of the dealers, gives them each a

$100 tip and then picks up her winnings and her clothes and quickly

departs.

The dealers stare at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?"

The other answers, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

Moral: Not all people from Alabama are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men

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>THE CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL

>

>A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart

>covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

>Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

>The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart

>forever.

>

>At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

>

>When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of

>my own funeral.....  I'm a gynecologist."

>

>That's when the proctologist fainted.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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