Saturday Funnies.

[Whizkid]

Subject: The mailman

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual

route.

As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the

driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a

load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had

one heck of a party last night." the mailman comments.

Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is

the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had

about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend

fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we

started playing WHO AM I."

The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"

"Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a

sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the

sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."

The mailman laughs and says, "Darn, I'm sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up seven

times...."

[Whizkid]

Subject: Senior Moment

At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their

wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the

expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door

opens and there is Wally, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action.

They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and

she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,

and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age that were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says:

........"You mean I was here already?"

[Stans]