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Joke Thread (20 JANUARY) 2006


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During a dark night in Killarney, a group of American tourists huddled in Dirty Nellie's pub.

A local Irishman sidled up to one of them and proposed a scheme to sell a cure for leprosy.

"I'm sorry," the American said, stiffly. "I'm not Irish. I don't believe in leper cons."

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Some things are sacred.

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says,

"20 years ago I had a brief affair but it meant nothing.

I hope you can forgive me."

His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What

we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you."

They embraced and kissed.

On the 17th tee when the wife blurted out, "I'm sorry darling, I've been so guilty since you told me about your affair that I have to confess that 30 years ago, just before we met, I had a sex change operation. I was a man before I met you. I hope you can forgive me."

He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You cheat! How could you? I trusted you with all my heart . . . and all these years you've been playing off the women's tees!"

Some things are just too sacred.

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