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Why Newfoundlanders make poor paramedics!!


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Howard and Kirk are out in the woods hunting when

suddenly Kirk grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't

seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Howard whips out his cell phone and calls 911 He gasps to

the operator, " By t'undering Jesus, I think Kirk is dead!

What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take

it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's

dead."

There is a silence......and then a gun shot is heard.

Howard comes back on the line : "Okay, now what?"

:rofl:

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Wasn't that voted the funniest joke in the world? I'm serious. I think the only exception was in Germany. In Germany most of the good jokes have ducks in them.

Oldie but goodie. :)

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Wasn't that voted the funniest joke in the world? I'm serious. I think the only exception was in Germany. In Germany most of the good jokes have ducks in them.

Oldie but goodie. :)

OOOh,you bad! Rommel's going to get you for that! :blink:

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