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Joke Thread (25 FEBRUARY) 2006


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Canuck and Mane are sitting in a bar, tossing back a few cold ones. Canuck says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women."

"Yeah what happened?" asked Mane.

Canuck replies, "Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

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Stans goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"

Stans says, "Female."

Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"

Stans says, "White."

Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"

Stans says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

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Two blondes were taking their first trip on a train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one.

The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across to her friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."

"Why not?"

"I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."

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Subject: Medical Advisory

Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you;

The next day I stopped smoking.

Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you;

The next day I stopped eating red meat..

Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you;

The next day I stopped drinking.

Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you;

This morning I stopped reading.

:unsure:

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