No105_Archie Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Psalm 23, For Today's PC Times The Lord and I are in a shepherd-sheep relationship, and I am in a position of negative need. He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area, and conducts me into lateral proximity with a non-torrential aqueous accumulation. He restores to original satisfaction levels my psychological makeup. Notwithstanding the fact that I make ambulatory progress through the non-illuminated geological interstice of mortality, terror sensations shall not be manifest within me due to the proximity of omnipotence. Your pastoral walking aid and quadruped-restraint module induce in me a pleasurable mood state. You design and produce a nutrient-bearing support structure in the context of non-cooperative elements. You enact a head-related folk ritual utilizing vegetable extracts, and my beverage container exhibits inadequate volumetric parameters. Surely it must be an intrinsic non-deductible factor that your inter-relational, emphatic, and non-vengeful attributes will pursue me as their target focus for the duration of the current non-death period. And I will possess tenant rights in the residential facility of the Lord on a permanently open-ended time basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunny Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Yeah, sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 And that just ain't right!!! The original is always better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schatten Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 And that just ain't right!!! The original is always better. Not when you're talking about Battlestar Galactica, otherwise, yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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