Donster Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 For Whizkid... A man was going to attend a Halloween party dressed in a costume of the devil. On his way it began to rain, so he darted into a church where a revival meeting was in progress. At the sight of his devil's costume, people began to scatter through the doors and windows. One lady got her coat sleeve caught on the arm of one of the seats and, as the man came closer, she pleaded, "Satan, I've been a member of this church for 20 years, but I've really been on your side all the time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted March 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.' On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note: Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that; 1) it had never been occupied 2) that there was plenty of heat; 3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note: Dear sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady. Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mane_raptor Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Oh great, a groaner and a possible lawsuit...............the CSIm Joke Quality Control people are falling down on the job these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Oh,oh,Mane's in his sniveling mode again! Great jokes,Donnie,I loved 'em! Keep 'em up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mane_raptor Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 SNIVELING??????????????????? I don't SNIVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Whine, complain, and make a fuss, yes, but snivel........never. Now pardon me while I throw a temper tantrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted March 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 You would think most people would just be thankfull that DH (aka Richard Head) didn't post a joke today. But not our Mane. Oh no. Not him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Since DH has not made an appearance today, I'll just step in here and post a few groaners. Did you hear the one about the rope ? Okay, I'll skip it. Did you hear the one about the skyscraper ? It's a tall story. Did you hear the one about the skeleton ? There's no body to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mane_raptor Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 You would think most people would just be thankfull that DH (aka Richard Head) didn't post a joke today. But not our Mane. Oh no. Not him. He didn't???? I just thought you forgot to change your log-in again, Donnie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted March 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 He didn't???? I just thought you forgot to change your log-in again, Donnie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Now,now,now,girls,let's not have any tantrum throwing or Daddy will have to spank you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted March 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Now,now,now,girls,let's not have any tantrum throwing or Daddy will have to spank you!! Promise? OK...somebody had to say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mane_raptor Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Promise? OK...somebody had to say it. Better you than me, Donnie................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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