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Todays Joke Thread 3\15\06


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A 4th grade teacher asked the children what their fathers

did for a living. All typical answers came up, fireman, mechanic,

businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer and so forth.

But little Justin replied, "My father sells drugs illegally, is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret, and is a pimp."

The teacher, was stunned by his statement. She hurried to get the class back to work and get their minds off what little Justin had just said. She then yanked little Justin aside to ask him "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He actually works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping Hillary Clinton get nominated, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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