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Joke Thread (20 MARCH 06)


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A man called into a local radio station and told the "morning guys" that his wife had given him an ultimatum: until he quit smoking, he wasn't going to get any sex.

They asked him, "How long do you think you'll be able to hold out?"

Reply: "Until my girlfriend dies."

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A woman goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist about Viagra. "Does it really work?" she asks.

"Yes, it does," responds the pharmacist. "I've tried it myself."

"Can you get it over-the-counter?"

"If I take two, I can," he replies.

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription complained about the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion:

"Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."

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