NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES

[Donster]

Afghanistan Cruise

We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised

to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With that in mind

We have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise.

Attention! Would...

Alec Baldwin

Rosie O'Donnell

Ed Asner

Whoppi Goldberg

Cher

Phil Donahue

Rob Reiner

Barbara Streisand

Jane Fonda

Pierre Salinger and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets, and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise "Elation" which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.

You may opt at no extra charge to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay . . .at least four more years.

Note:

Since you advocate strict gun control you may not bring any.

Staffing your voyage is...

Bill Clinton

captain

Al Gore

cruise director

Monica Lewinsky

recreation director

Ted Kennedy

lifeguard/emergency procedures director

Ex-Congressman Gary Condit

as intern coordinator

If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends, and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

Bon Voyage!

Is this a great country or what!

[Stans]

And Robert Redford, before the elections, said that if Bush and Cheney were re-elected he would move to Ireland. Glen Beck picked up on this and through his radio talk show he raised enough money to buy Mr. Redford a one way ticket to Ireland. Mr. Redford's publicist is now saying that Mr. Redford never said any such thing and has no intention of moving to Ireland.

The donated money will now go to the USO in the name of Robert Redford.