Donster Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 One morning, Tyrone asked his work buddy Fred, "Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?" Fred replied, "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work." Amazed, Tyrone asked him, "How do you get your wife to make love to you every morning?" "That's easy," Fred said. "I just tell her this little poem that I made up. She loves it! It goes like this: "Blond hair, blond hair, Eyes so blue... I love waking up and Making love to you!" Tyrone was amazed, "Man, you white guys are so damn sentimental and crap...." He decided to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day thinking up a poem for his wife. The next day, Tyrone showed up to work just all beat to hell . Bruised eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works. Fred asked, "Man, what happened to you?" Tyrone said, "I don't know, man. I went home and tried your idea that's all. I just told her a poem...." Fred asked, "Well, what poem? Did you tell her?" Tyrone told him: "Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog... If I could roll yo fat ass over, I'd hump you like a dog." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Helmet Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors it would be a sedan! < Where is my babe Donny you rat bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclone Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 @ Donnie. Yeah, and donnie, you'd better get him his babe real quick, else we're in for a DH joke-a-thon!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunny Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 LMAO Donnie! DH, you suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 LMAO Donnie! DH, you suck. Yeah,DH,from the wrong end,too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 @Donnie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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